This is Ben …he’s a man amongst men!
His ninth Potter’s ‘Arf … next year, it’ll be ten,
He’s achieved his goal of sub one – forty,
Which is something special and great,
Ben’s a bit of a legend,
With a time of one – thirty eight – fifty eight!
Originally, Ben came from Dudley,
But now, he’s living in Stoke,
Number one thousand – three – twenty two,
What a brilliant Potter’s ‘Arf bloke!